Jokes hi Jokes

Jokes hi Jokes

Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:39 am

Nobody Is Perfect

We Have Been Listening: "Practice Makes Perfect ..." But Also That Too: "Nobody Is Perfect ..." So "What's The Point Of Practicing ... ?" :-D
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:40 am

Repair Shop

Signboard Outside A Repair Shop ... "We Can Repair Anything ... (PLZ! Knock Hard On The Door ... The Bell Doesn't Work ) ... " :-P
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:41 am

Female Technology

Three Fastest means of communication first : Tel-Phone second : Tel-Vision third : Tell-a-women Need still faster? Easy! just Tell her not to tell anyone.
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:41 am

After Breakup

Son to his Father: My girlfriend has left me she sent me "private pictures" with herself and her new boyfriend .... what should I do :( . . . . Father: sent them all to her father :)
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:42 am

Innocent Reply

innocent Reply: Kid:- TeaCher Can i Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher:- (CorreCting him) "May" i Go To The BathroOm ? Kid:- Miss,But i AsKed 1st ..!! :-D (,") Khizo (",)
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:44 am

Outstanding Student

I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class ... Because, I Always Stand Outside The Class:-) Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student. :-P
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:46 am

Engineering Uni

In an engineering university during a math's class: Student: Why do we have to learn this? Teacher: To save lives!!!!! Student: How does math save lives? Teacher: It keeps idiots like you out of medical college... :
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:47 am

Boss: "Beware of 50-50-90 RuLe!" Employee: "What do you mean Sir?" Boss: "Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is 90 probability that you will get it wrong!"
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:48 am

Kid:Dad, Can We Go To McDonald?" Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around N Said Can We Go To KFC Instead?"
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Postby Manish-Mehra on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:48 am

My Parents Must Be PROUD, Because i m Addicted To F a c e b o o k Not D r u g s..!! =P =D
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